My workbench

My workbench

Friday, May 17, 2013

Rehearsal Dinner

No, it's not for a wedding.  Last night, for the first time in my life, I dressed up in a button down blue Oxford with black dress slacks on, picked up an order book and a speed tray, and waited tables.

I was nervous; excited; apprehensive; confident.  I poured my wine with grace, and did not spill a drop.  Orders were taken, food was delivered.  An ice-cold coffee was sent back, and I only forgot one detail on an order.  All in all, I felt great.  As I mentioned, I'm pretty confident.

Oh, and did i mention that dinner service followed an entire day of scrubbing grip tape on stairs with a toothbrush, and polishing window frames with Brasso?  I've lost a few brain cells to the brasso...and never want to see an industrial toothbrush for as long as I live.

I would love to write more, but my awesome crewmates and I are heading out to see the new Star Trek film at a nearby theatre.  this will be one of our last indulgences before we officially embark on Sunday morning.

I'll see you all in October!

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

All Aboard!

I am sitting in the dining room aboard the Safari Endeavour, the vessel on which I will spend the next five months.  The past few days have been a flurry of training, paperwork, introductions, learning, developing, bonding, and the occasional beer.  Minus the beer, this will all continue throughout the season.

My roommate is a pretty cool guy, despite his nicotine addiction.  I had assumed that this would be a passing thing for anyone on board a non-smoking boat, but I forgot about E-cigs.  Not as noxious as normal cigarettes, but not without their problems and drawbacks.  The smell of. . . pancakes is still preferable to that of burning cigarette.

Across the hall from our cabin in Crew Forward are the other four main stewards, all female.  One lives around here, and we haven't really spoken...but the other three are pretty freaking rad, each in their own way.  I wonder if our personalities were taken into account with our hiring, or if we were all simply fortunate enough to all wind up together.  One is a tall, lithe adrenaline junkie who seems to be extremely detail oriented and concise, while another has the sweetest southern drawl and a beautiful face, hiding the character  of a wanderer and hardcore snowboarder.  Finally there is a short, tattooed blonde with a killer twisted sense of humor; she is dripping with attitude.  Our leader is also a traveler, albeit not quite in my circles, with a quiet but straightforward demeanor and a million-watt smile.  The hotel manager seems to be a pretty cool guy as well- from the stewards to the manager, we are all relatively new (within the last few months) to this vessel, though we all bring our own life experiences aboard.  I think that this a team which, once we really begin to mesh and work together, can absolutely blow away expectations and really have an incredible summer.

You know that I will do my damnedest to make sure that teamwork happens.

The boat itself is wonderful, and the other crew (galley, engineers, deckhands, mates, wellness, expedition, bar tenders) is comprised of equally awesome and unique individuals.  Our head chef is a really nice guy who does not fail to continually impress us with delicious food meal after meal.  The sheer availability of food is a bit overwhelming, and I am finding myself needing to throttle back on my meat intake.  Water is readily available, and nearly the only thing to drink aside from coffee and tea, and will be consumed continuously.

My cabin ( port side) has two bunk beds against the far wall, with a desk on the right (towards the bow) and a bathroom (head) before that, just as you open the door.  After a transit up to Seattle from Baja, a lot of external work is necessary to prepare the boat for the season.  As we (hotel staff) are being trained inside, I can watch the deckhands and mates roaming about the boat, rigging lines, scraping, grinding, painting, and doing other sorts of work which I cannot even begin to describe.

Well, that is it for now.  I will have internet access for a few days, and will hopefully have the weekend off.  I received a tentative schedule of my season, but I was warned that it is likely to change, so I will hold off.  I can be reached by cell phone after 6PM PST...though not reliably.  That will all end as of May 19th, when we set sail for ALASKA!

Saturday, May 4, 2013


The last time I came to this city, I caught a lift with a sausage vendor doing his morning deliveries.  Things are a bit different this time around.

I got the job as a Steward on the Safari Endeavour.  I caught s train from Stamford to Newark Airport, and arrived at SeaTac airport around 9pm PST this evening.  Tomorrow afternoon I report to my vessel, where I will spend the next six months.

Prior to all of this, I was simply hanging out in northern California.  If this job had not come through, I was co side ring helping some friends for the summer, with opportunities which would have made a bit of money but would have required me to stay in place until October. least on the ship, I have a daily shower.

Otherwise, life is good.  Crazy, disjoined, and schizophrenic, but good.

Just the way I like it.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Short-term future

All of the applications and interviews are finished.  I am hanging out in Grass Valley, CA, waiting to hear back from UnCruise Adventures as to whether or not I do, in fact, have a job this summer.  Fingers, Toes and Eyes update on Monday or so...

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Oops I did it again

...I am heading to Honduras.  However, at the moment, I am waiting for a call from a gentleman selling a car to a guy in Montana, which i will proceed to drive to Montana, with some folks who need a lift as far as Denver (and one Canadian just trying to get home).  Yes, I am perfectly aware that Montana and Honduras are in completely opposite direction.  No, I don't mind.

So here's the skinny....

I went on a little UrbEx jaunt with a kind fellow here in Austin, to check out the view from a roof which presents a nice shot of the Austin skyline, as well as the river, downtown, etc.  Amidst our discussion on serendipity and the idea of simply going with the flow of life, I jumped on Craigslist.  Immediately I spotted an ad titled "Drive my car to Montana."  Now, I happen to know that it is spring skiing season, and Montana is a great place to be, so I called.  Sure enough, he'll reimburse for gas, and I'll drive a late-model VW Passat from Austin, TX to Missoula, MT.  Once the details were flushed out, I started planning...

Quickly I found two others in need of a ride, as far as Denver.  Exchanging texts and emails, we arranged to meet, eventually including a third who these two intrepid travelers had also met on Craigslist.  Everything was working out.

Yesterday morning I set out from my friend's apartment, to meet up with my three riders at a coffee bar and to get a feeling for them.  Along the way, I received a phone call from a Canadian gentlemen who had also responded to the original (drive-my-car) craigslist ad, and is interested in getting back to Victoria.  He had been informed that the fuel was paid for, though was willing to chip in a bit for food etc.  I informed him of my current situation, and that I would have to call him after meeting with the other folks whom I had approached first.

I met two of the three at the coffee shop, and we hit it off immediately.  After a bit of food and drink, I proposed that we head down to a local swimming hole which was supposedly closed.  Having just swam there a few days ago, I was certain that we would be able to.  I phone the Canadian, but he was unable to head down there (not a good sign).  Unhindered, we walked down to Barton Springs, and jumped in the water.

Soon enough, the third rider showed up, and a merry time was had by all.  Along with another gentleman, who happened to swing by and drop off his guitar for safekeeping (completely randomly), we spent the day swimming, chatting, relaxing, and generally enjoying life.  Post-swim, we hit up a small bar, enjoyed some beers, and continued chatting with some other friends (including the guitar-toting guy, who suggested the bar) and enjoying each other's company.  I have now been tipped off as to a pretty awesome tour company running boats up and down the Lynn canal in Alaska, and will be applying with them for a summer job...Not exactly Europe, definitely not Honduras, but y'know what?

It sure sounds fun...

Sunday, March 17, 2013

NOLA to SXSW Part 2: Vanarchy

The punks split up into groups to go jug (ask) for gas.  Armed with gas cans and well-used signs, they stormed the various gas station in the area, occasionally returning to the weather-worn Winnebago to deposit their spoils into the hungry gas tank.  One last quick stop at Taco Bell, and we were underway.
    The sun had set, the music was blaring, and the air was thick and heavy with the haze of cigarette smoke.  I was probably the only one in the vehicle without a lit cigarette in hand, a fact made somewhat tolerable by the broken right-side window, which howled as we rolled down the highway and circulated plenty of much-needed fresh air.  Occasionally lurching and surges of power kept everyone on a slight edge, with only the driver and copilot mildly aware of what was happening with the gauges.  The next day I would learn that the voltmeter was steadily dropping, and the engine thermometer was "freaking out" and trying to free itself of it's rotational bonds.  We stopped twice to pick up more fuel (out came the gas cans), with our third attempt thwarted by a group of local, county, and state police vehicles parked across the street.  I don't know what kind of records any of these folks had, and was just as glad to be away from the police out of concern that I might be grouped in with whatever misdemeanors they may have perpetrated.
    Around midnight, we rolled into a WalMart parking lot, everyone spilling out to use a clean bathroom, refill water, and relax for the evening.  A brief discussion was held on the state of the battery, with various options from having it checked to running a scam on WalMart all considered.  I did not burden myself with the details, figuring that it would all be flushed out in the morning with clearer minds and daylight.  Beds were pulled out, bodies were crushed together, and apparently everyone had a rough, squished night's sleep.  Everyone, that is, but me.  As the last one in, I was given a spot on the floor, where I unrolled my sleeping bag and fell fast asleep.  I slept like a rock, perfectly content, and aside from occasionally stirring to ensure that nobody had fallen on me (one of the dogs curled up with me for a bit), I had a good night...

    I awoke the earliest, estimating the time to be around 8AM.  I looked around, and seeing everyone else sound asleep, I unlocked the door, wandered into the store, and bought myself some fruit and yoghurt for breakfast.  After washing my face and combing my hair, I returned to the RV, only to find the door locked, and the dog who had so friendly curled up next to me the previous evening barking in alarm at my prescense.  Deterred, I walked away, wondering how long it might take for the others to wake from their slumber.
    An hour or so later, I was still wondering.  I stretched, did some qi gong, walked around, and generally entertained myself inside of my own mind.  Eventually the others woke, and the state of RV was discussed.  The battery was removed and brought to the tire shop, where it was pronounced dead- too dead to even test, I was told by the girls who it had brought it over there.  I reached a hand down to feel the alternator, and gave it a quick spin.  A moment or two later, I realized that it should not, in fact, be free-spinning.  Grabbing my headlamp, I shimmied under the front end, looking straight up at the engine block.  Sure enough, the accessory belt was in two pieces, hanging off some tubing caught in the engine compartment.  I extracated the belt, slid out from underneath the vehicle, and showed it to the others.  Suddenly the battery problems, the overheating, and the erratic behavior of the vehicle from the night before all became quite clear.  A passing mechanic quickly showed us where to loosen the alternator to set the tension on the belt after it was installed.  Discovering that there was an auto parts store only four miles down the road, we switched to the back-up "house" battery and drove over.  A new belt was purchased, and the two boys cursed, sweat, and grunted as they installed the new belt.  I investigated the old belt, not desiring to voice my concerns over the apparent lack of wear on it (compared to everything else in the vehicle).  I have a sneaking suspicion that the problem is deeper than just a belt, but I was hopeful that the vehicle would at least make it to Austin, where the punks had mentioned a mechanic friend who would overhaul the vehicle properly.  No sense worrying anyone in the meantime.
   Once again, we were underway, a mere twenty miles from Texas.  I indulged in a small treat given to me upon my exit from New Orleans, content to sit back and relax as we rolled down the road, the omnipresent mixture of wind, smoke, pounding hip-hop and girls working on craft projects surrounding me.
    Traffic on I-10 was hell, and it was starting to get quite hot out.  Naturally the RV did not like this, and performance started to suffer.  With traffic unmoving, we pulled into a crowded gas station to relax and let the engine cool off a bit, hoping that the snarl would die down.  A half hour later, it was unchanged, and we endeavored to make our way across this last stretch of Louisiana.  Slowly but surely we entered Texas, making our way to our eventual destination of Austin and the SXSW festival.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

NOLA to SXSW- Part 1

Hitching out of New Orleans was a snap- well, it would have been, had I paid some semblance of attention to where I was and had not gotten off of the bus I was on three miles early.  So, like many of my trips, this one started with a hike...

The ramp was clear and wide, with a great pullover lane and a healthy but not overwhelming volume of traffic.  I had stood for perhaps five minutes when a large pickup pulled over, the driver signaling for me to hop in.  We were speeding away by the time I got to the "where are you heading?" question, by which time it was too late.

"That's a terrible spot to hitch," he told me, "the cops are bound to pick you up and harass you right there.  I'll drop you somewhere better..."  Those words are always a heavy gamble, even from former hitch-hikers themselves...I never know if they will drop me in a killer location, or a location to be killed.  When he pulled over on the last ramp out of Kenner, on the last place before the bridge out of the island-ish swap of lower Louisiana, I thought I was in trouble.  Nonetheless, I stood my ground, held my sign, smiled, and generally tried to ignore the slum-like conditions surrounding me.

Perhaps 45 minutes later, a minivan with two roofers pulled over.  They told me to hop in, and informed me that they were headed to Baton Rouge.  With food and drink, we cruised along nearly seventy miles to the city of Baton Rouge.

Unfortunately, they were not actually going *in* to Baton Rouge, but departing the interstate just before the city.  I looked at my map, and was horrified to discover that there did not appear to be any sort of pedestrian bridge across the Mississippi River...and the next bridge to the north was four miles from downtown, nearly a mile across, and another four miles back south to the interstate.  I found a bus stop with a bus headed for downtown, and waited for the bus.  And waited.  And waited.  Eventually I caught a bus to LSU, thinking that this may be a decent place to hitch-hike a lift at the very least across the river.  Boy was I wrong!  In a final act of frustration, I decided to simply walk across the bridge, facing traffic, assuming that the odds of A) getting arrested B) falling off the bridge and C) getting run over would be fairly low during afternoon rush-hour traffic.  I asked a few locals as I passed, and they seemed to confirm my suspicions, although I am not entirely sure that they were speaking a dialect of English with which I am familiar.

That was one big sucker bridge.  The one-foot concrete ledge, with three eight-inch steel pipes stretching up at high as my waist, did not exactly inspire significant confidence in the safety of my endeavor.  Undeterred, I ventured out, slowly meandering my way across the mighty Mississippi.  With one hand on the tallest pipe, the other tucked into the right side of my body as tight as I could, I strode across this impressive span, leaving the East behind me and eventually descending into the West.

West Baton Rouge is not a real town, in the way one normally thinks of a town.  There are a number of shipping and trucking facilities, as well as a few gas depots and a mini-mart.  Perhaps if I had explored more, I would ahve discovered something more significant to the town.  Instead, I continued on my journey, walking right down the side of I-10, thumb out, smile in my hand, simply happy to be able to continue my journey in relative safety.  I knew from my research that there would be a series of truck stops at the second exit after the bridge, a simple four mile walk from where I had touched back on solid ground.  Over an hour without finding a ride, fast-food dining options and truck stops in sight, I strode into the modern-day way-station for travelers heading west...

My journey was not quite yet complete.  In an effort to save myself walking an extra two hundred feet or so, I spotted a large hole in a fence, on the other side of a small muddy brook.  It appeared to be only a foot or so wide, and so with a mighty leap, I gapped the divide.  Well, my right foot did.  Upon landing, my left food, lagging slightly behind my right, sank down to the ankle in mud.  This was the last straw.  With the sun setting, my foot muddy and wet, my back sore and my body tired, I decided to grab a quick bite to eat and camp out of the night, trying out my fortunes the next day.  Shrugging off my pack, I picked out a fresh pair of socks, attempted to scrape the mud off of my shoe the best I could, and relaxed.  No sooner was I barefoot then an RV pulled up, with two dudes in the front seats, looking very much like a pair of traveling punks.  "You hitchhiking?" they inquired.  A twisted smile crossed my face.  They pulled over, and four beautiful women, two dogs, and two crusty punks all piled out of the vehicle.

Gotta love that karmic fate thing...

(Part 2: Vanarchy to come later)

Monday, March 11, 2013

beautiful architecture

Just happened to wander by this beauty...

Saturday, March 9, 2013

an atypical Friday night in New Orleans.

    last night was a lot of fun.  I started by completely missing a free NOLA Brewery tour with some Couchsurfers, wandered in to Handome Willy's (A pub), and the very same surfers were sitting there.  I am not inclined to try crawfish (at least not yet), but I had a fair bit of fun watching three people educate somewhat squeamish guy as to how to eat boiled crawfish.  I kept to the hot dogs and grilled cheese (free, at the bar), along with some good beers and cider.
    A car somewhat magically appeared for me outside of the bar around 7, and I was wisked away to a pretty cool theatre performance in the company of a new friend.  The play was a lot of fun, about three college friends going through life, and helped to remind me of what I am NOT missing by wandering the world.
    The rest of the evening consisted of music, food, dancing and drinks, topped off with some intense and intelligent conversation around healthcare, technology, the state of the city of New Orleans, and much more.  I wandered home around 3AM, to find my friend sleeping on the couch I had been crashing on.  My sleeping pad has never felt quite so comfy.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Local flavor

new Orleans has been an lot of fun...a fair bit of drinking, some late nights and missed appointments, but overall a fun time.  I can see how people get trapped here...the ease of living, the rampant consumption, acceptance of over indulgence as a way of life.   it is not, however, for me.  I am sticking around for the beer festival tomorrow, and then after that I am  getting out of here.  the folks who I have been staying with are nice enough, but not exactly my style of individuals...a bit too much vodka and anarchy for me.   from here, I will head over to Austin, stopping for a night or two in baton rouge, to see the "other"side of Louisiana life.  new Orleans is to Louisiana what NYC is to new York, after all.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013


I walked back down the ramp in La Grance, GA, after being admonished by the Georgia State Trooper about hitch-hiking directly on the (EXPLETIVE REMOVED) Georgia highway.  I made it about halfway back down the ramp when a semi passed me, slowly climbing up the hill.  The driver seemed to be fiddling with his radio, but out of the corner of my eye I thought he was pointing...As I looked behind me, the truck gently rolled to a stop a hundred feet away.
    The cab was old, full of finger-sized chrome toggle switches and poorly lit analog meters.  The smell of stale cigarettes and diesel fit the aged man in a dingy jumpsuit sitting in the drivers seat.  Heading to Texas, he said...Known as Hammer, with Sugar Booger in the back.  Between misshapen blankets and sheets strewn across the bunk in the rear, a black and white pattern began to become clear.  A pair of eyes opened lazily, and the form of an old dog was suddenly completely visible.  She shuffled about and returned to her slumber, disregarding my presence.
    A few miles down the road we stopped for fuel, shortly after entering Alabama.  While Hammer fueled and wiped down his windows, I strolled around the back, inspecting his cargo.  A massive natural-gas motor was strapped down to a flat cargo trailer, complete with a rear blower fan and mounted dynamo.  It was one impressive piece of machinery.  Upon returning to the cab, Hammer,presented me with a selection of snacks, apparently rescued on their way to the garbage.  A group of wrapped burritos was being thrown out because someone had decided that they did not want them, but they had already been cooked.  I ate one gladly.
    We rolled clear through the night, after some confusion about which highway was to be taken west of Montgomery.  By the time the sun had set, we were rolling down highway 80, a two lane, non-access-restricted road running west into Missisippi.  First i was to be dropped off in the middle of Alabama...though I quickly changed my mind as  was that he was returning to the interstate shortly across the Mississippi border.  I was finally dropped around one AM in Jackson, MS, at the highway intersection at the southwest end of town.  Venturing into a truck stop, I was ushered away by an overzealous attendant, telling me that I was only allowed inside if I had a CDL.  I apologized, poked a bit of fun at him, and left, setting up camp in the woods.  It had been a long day, starting at 6AM in Tennessee, ending in Jackson, MS.  Without even bothering to inflate my sleeping pad I dropped my tarp and laid down on the ground, barely taking the time to set up my rain fly.

Welcome to Mississippi.

Monday, March 4, 2013

love from Tennessee

so I have been hanging out in Chattanooga for the past few days, catching up with my buddy while relaxing and shrugging off the cold of the road thus far.  I have certainly had a few little adventures, from a rough time hitching all the way down the 75 corridor to a nasty bout of food poisoning, with some lucky breaks build in (grabbing a motel room due to weather hours before said food poisoning gripped me).  I certainly cannot complain about any of the trip, but it is not what I expected setting out.

at the moment, I am relaxing at a Starbucks, waiting for a bus from Chattanooga to Atlanta, from where I will hitch down south to new Orleans.  I don't know how long it will take, nor do I know how long I will stay...all I really know is that I am still moving forward.

some memorable events from the past week:

going shooting with my friend
adventures through the hill of Kentucky on my longest ride in a while
getting stared at for wearing my tie dye shirt into a pub in northern key
catching a lift on a side road from college kids
a five mile lift in a semi.

and, of course, walking twelve miles out of Toledo, to end up in a great spot to hitch back to NYC...but not south. kept in walking.

with everything that has transpired, I will keep on hitching, smiling, and laughing.  I am unstoppable.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

A short trip to Norwell

On somewhat of a lark, I took a trip back to Norwell, my wonderful hometown.  I hadn't been back in a year or so, and, truthfully, not much has changed.  Over a day or two, I had the opportunity to see some old friends, visit a project which I helped start with a friend, and reconnect with some of my early roots.

Oh, it was also FIVE degrees out most of the time.  I was biking around on my new folding bike, and learned a fair bit the hard way about keeping warm while heading into the wind, and the intricacies of riding on hard-packed snow with 20" tires.

All in all, it was a fun trip.  I still have people trying to "look out" for me- I hate the idea of lying to a friend, but ironically many of the people I knew growing up really wouldn't understand my desires to push myself physically in the directions which I choose to push.  Nudging the truth here, omitting something there, and I was able to have a fair bit of fun while not offending, nor arguing with, anyone.

So, a fun and productive trip.  I did not see everyone that I wanted to, which is unfortunate but a reality of life.  I won't likely be back any time soon, as I don't really see that there is anything which this place can offer me anymore.

Who knows, only time will truly tell.

Soon enough, Rochester, NY!

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

heading to Boston

I am on a bus bound for the City on a Hill, Boston.  While my final day of work is this coming Saturday, I feel that this marks the true beginning of my renewed travels.  I don't know what I will be doing, where I will be sleeping, carrying almost all untested gear.  Well, what better test run that clear skies, a chance of snow showers, and single digit temperatures.  If I am good these next few days, I think I can tackle most climates I am expecting in the this year.

Along the same lines of thought, I am completely untroubled by my lack of plans and certainty.   Quite to the contrary, I am enjoying the freedom which spontaneity brings.

Well, that is all for now.   I need to catch some sleep on this ride for my hopefully busy day visiting friends.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Unexpected obstacles

Like an invisible sinkhole, I have been slowly drawn downwards, unwary prey caught by an emotionless trap.  I've shirked my work, both both mental and physical, and allowed myself to get soft.  The physical stuff is remedied easily enough on the road in a few days, but the mindgames I've fallen into were, at times, debilitating. Common concerns, like not knowing EXACTLY where I would be, worrying about insufficient funds and indecision between incredible option A and incredible options B thru Q have conspired to instill a sense of fear within me.

With that in mind, I am leaving next week.  I'll be back for Thanksgiving.  Probably.

I spent a few days visiting a very cool nomad up in Montreal, who helped me to remember my most important of rules: Don't worry (I won't say how she did it, but if a live chicken was, in fact, used, the shaman assured it was free-range).  Re-armed with this beautiful little pearl of knowledge, I am off to Boston to visit some friends on Tuesday.  My last day of work at REI is Saturday.  After that...Well, there are a lot of roads out there...

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Take Flight!

I haven't booked it yet...I am still sussing out some final research...But it looks like Iceland on the 27th of Feb, and after a week of Fun in the Sun there, I am heading to [Copenhagen, Oslo, Amsterdam, Frankfurt] mainland Europe...Haven't decided which, the flights in total should cost $450 or so (one-way).  I plan to do the Scandinavian loop, as well as touch on some warm sand beaches in the south...when/where/what is still up in the air, and the notion of a specific route is still ... well, ethereal.  But the seed of the idea to make a plan has been planted!  

Get stoked, Stove rejoins Europe March 2013!